Nixon Re Run Watch

Instead of reading leather bound books in your mahogany walled condo, put on the Nixon Re Run Watch and head out for a glass of scotch. You may be attending the same party every night, but in no way is that sad when you wear the stainless steel Re Run. The water resistant mineral crystal dome keeps out the drool from swooning ladies, and the calendar lets you check when you have a free night to take her to pleasure town. Other features include dual time, alarm, light, and a countdown timer, as well as a sliding, locking closure that fits around your manly wrist despite an exquisite mane of arm hair.