DAKINE Sherpa 60L Roller Bag 3705cu in

If you wake up one more time to find your sugar frosted cinnamon wheat nuggets are gone, you're going to stuff your little brother into the Dakine Sherpa 60L Roller Bag and ship him to the North Pole. That'd be a shame, because then you'd have to replace the Sherpa's bomber construction, retractable handle, and replaceable wheels, which are all part of what makes the Sherpa such a reliable travel companion. Compression straps cinch down your load or stop lil' bro from squirming around and causing people to ask uncomfortable questions, and the zip away backpack straps make it easy to manually deliver that cereal stealing shrimp to wherever you think is most desolate.