When they tell you to slow down, you go faster. When they tell you to reign it in, you go bigger. When they tell you that no, you've actually had enough pie and save some for everyone else please, you slip one more piece into the cargo pockets of the Sweet Protection Dissident Men's Pant, because you'll probably want it later. While the blueberries might get a little mushy, the Gore Tex 2L membrane and fully taped seams will make sure that pie stays dry when you're sending it in the park, boosting off natural jibs, and tearing through pow, and the Dissident's inseam vents will help you stay cool so you don't work up a case of the sweats when you're finally stuffing the slice down your gullet on the lift. When you've eaten your fill and are ready to ride again, adjust the Dissident's waist tabs to accommodate your new pie gut, undo the snap up cuff tabs to make sure your steeze is on point, and pull the ankle gaiters down over your boots to make sure your socks stay warm and dry so you can focus on sending, not on your cold toes.