Hey bigfoot, get off that noodly kids' board and rip the entire mountain on a board your own size with the Stepchild Sucks Wide Snowboard. This all mountain machine has a versatile profile and medium flex that's capable of handling everything from park to powder, and the wide shape means no more toe drag for your oversized boots. The King of Pop profile features camber under the bindings with rocker in the middle and at the tips for a forgiving feel and catch free ride that still has tons of pop and reliable edge control. The Kicker FSC core is made from sustainably harvested poplar to give the board strength and liveliness without pissing off the hippies. Biax fiberglass provides easy torsional flex that's ideal for jibbing, buttering, and treating the mountain like one giant park. Kevlar stringers channel energy for improved response without tacking on weight. Armadillo plates reinforce breakage prone binding zones when slamming onto rails and stomping huge landings. The Sintruded base combines the durability of a sintered base with the ease of repair of an extruded, and Structurn's golf ball like dimpled design decreases friction and increases overall speed. A unique blend of compounds in the new this season Future Glue reduce delamination issues.