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Your lovely significant other would like you to dress up for meeting the parents, but you'd rather spend the day with your surf stick down by the bay so here's the plan: pair your board shorts with the RVCA Men's PTC Pigment Polo Shirt and sit in the seaside restaurant so mom and dad don't see your swimming trunks. Devour the small, healthy portion you purchased, then sneak out for a quick ride when you have to go to the bathroom. Don't forget to excuse your wet hair when your return with a story about the toilet breaking.
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