Burton R.P.M. Leather Gloves

When polled, most scientists agree that if Chris Sörman, Kevin Pearce, and Charles Reid all hit a jump at the same time, their aggregate rotational force would be enough to make the moon spin in reverse. Lucky for us, they all wear the Burton R.P.M. Leather Glove, which in addition to being both waterproof and breathable thanks to a Gnar Guard genuine leather shell and DRYRIDE Insane Membrane™ insert, is also totally resistant to the moon’s gravitational force. Rest easy earthlings, as the cosmic rays scramble satellite reception and make your wrists swell to gargantuan proportions, you will have no trouble donning your RPM Glove thanks to the easy oneasy off zippered cuff.